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There Was A Story At One Time:
The Hunted
by Stephanie Morgan, Columbus Wired Columnist (4/8/03)
How is it that two
award-winning actors, a beautiful setting, a lot of action and a
good idea make for a terrible film? Picture a table in front of
you – it is made of the finest exotic woods at that expensive
furniture store that’s polished to an unbelievable shine. Add to
that your Grandmother’s best china – the kind the adults ate on at
the big table at Thanksgiving. Add to that your aunt’s antique
crystal water goblets with the delicate pink glow. Finally, you
might remember that fancy dinner you went to with your parents
(you had to be on your best behavior) where you ate with ornate
silver pieces.
Separately, these things were beautiful. But you know if you were
to put them together, you’d see that they made the most garish
table setting ever seen. You wouldn’t want to eat a meal at that
table.
So – we already know the actors. Benicio Del Toro and Tommy Lee
Jones have both made great movies in the past. The film is set
largely in Oregon which is quite picturesque (really, you should
go sometime). The action is everywhere in this film – war, nature
and the city – and doesn’t rely on explosions. The story has been
done before (see Rambo), but the idea of dealing with a
government-trained assassin when there’s no one left to kill is an
intriguing one.
Unfortunately, none of it actually goes together. It’s a mess once
it gets to the screen.
There are hints that this film might have been something else at
one point – based on the credits there was at least one major
re-write and I might imagine that there were several uncredited
rewrites. The rewrites were sloppy – hints that Tommy Lee Jones’
character is afraid of heights never become part of the final
story. A bond Benito del Toro has formed with a single mother and
her daughter makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Similarly, a
great deal is mad of a Silver Star award for military service but
the FBI is unable to find any record of Del Toro beyond his
entrance into the military (there is paperwork involved in these
kind of things). Each of the main characters in the film feels a
need to serve as protector to wild animals being unfairly treated
by man, but no explanation is ever offered as to why.
Worse yet, I’m never really sure who I’m supposed to feel sorry
for. Do I feel sorry for the trained assassin who has no place to
go? Do I feel sorry for the man that must live with the fact that
he’s trained men to kill while never having killed himself? Do I
identify with the no-nonsense FBI agent trying to prove that she
has the ability to solve this case? Do I feel sorry for the little
girl who only adores the assassin because he teaches her how to
tell the difference between raccoon and squirrel tracks in the
back yard? Do I feel sorry for the hunters that were brutally
murdered – even though the film goes out of its way to show that
they’re worthless human beings?
Honestly, I don’t know. This film will go down as being another in
a long line of forgettable action films that are supposed to be
character-driven. Someday, someone will actually get this right –
if you think that you’re that person, please do everyone a favor
and rent a bunch of these films to see how not to set the table
first.
The Usual:
What It’s Worth: Don’t even subject yourself to the HBO
multi-view. You might miss “Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal” on Cinemax.
Main Reason to See This Film: You want to see Tommy Lee Jones run
like he can keep up with a man 30-years younger than him. Really,
it’s as entertaining as it sounds.
Main Reason Not To See This Film: It exists.
MPAA Rating: R
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